I’ve been collecting comments from my girlfriends for a book proposal, and damn, they make me laugh, but I must say Cali and NYC girls are jaded. And Vancouver. And Montreal. And…my gosh, is there anyone in the world who believes in, like, fairy tale romance anymore? Read below and weep. Or, of course, you might laugh. I did both. Next, I’m going to go rent a whole stack of intellectual European porn (does such a thing exist? In my head, it makes sense)…because clearly I’m among the more naive single women on the planet, and have a lot of catching up to do…
MARY, 26 Y.O. MONTREAL GIRL, ON DRESSING TO GO OUT
Two tips : Great looking shoes, and amazing bra and underwear 😉
LESLIE, 25 Y.O. NYC GIRL, ON BAR PICKUPS
Just do it. It’s no fun to sit by and waste valuable time. Let’s face it, you’re not getting any younger.
COREY, 26 Y.O. NYC GIRL, ON THE GIRLFRIEND JURY
Sometimes you don’t want to chat right off the bat about the guy you’re seeing because you need to figure things out in your head first. But your girlfriends know you better than anyone and can sometimes read between the lines of your descriptions/stories. You might not always want to hear what they have to say, but unfortunately, they’re usually right.
DARA, 31 Y.O. SAN DIEGO GIRL, ON THE LAWS OF ATTRACTION
Likation/Replusion. You meet a guy. He seems nice and you have a thing or two in common. However, you are uncertain of the chemistry and level of attraction, hedge on accepting a second date or even remain unsure if you should have accepted the first. At some point, despite earlier misgivings or in some cases because of them, you do decide that you like this guy. At that very moment, a soundless, odorless, invisible signal is sent out across the cosmos. You may not have laid eyes on or spoken to the guy in days. No matter. He just somehow knows that likation has descended. Instantly, the tables have turned and this person is completely repulsed by you. You never hear from him again.
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